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  • bfadlia
    02-23 01:57 PM
    my case was recieved Dec 07. (H1B extension)
    The website says they're processing Dec 21
    However checking my case status, it still says received and pending

    How come?




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  • sieger007
    05-18 11:13 AM
    Fake ? .......what in the blazes is fake ? Why should i be faking...? Maybe your the mr fake




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  • meg_z
    08-04 03:41 PM
    guys many of us are considering going back to india.. any idea on whether those who have 40 credits will be eligible for social security from india...


    also any adivice o what is the best way to transfer 401 to india.. withdraw immeditately or wait till 591/2 years..

    Not sure about SS benefit. You can't do anything anyway with it now. If you are young, consider it gone even if you were US citizen at the moment.

    If you withdraw your 401K now, you will have to pay taxes, plus 10% penalty probably. Depanding on your employer's 401K program policy, some allows money to stay if it exceeds certain minimum. Be sure to check the vesting policy. You can always roll it over to an IRA of your choice.




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  • gapala
    07-09 12:33 PM
    is'nt an Advanced parol document a re-entry permit ???

    USCIS has different meening for Re-entry permit and Advance parole. Infact the eligibility criteria is different for both. Look at I-131 Instructions. Its very clearly specified there.

    Hope this helps.


    1. Re-entry Permit - A reentry permit allows a permanent resident or conditional resident to apply for admission to the United States upon returning from abroad during the permit's validity, without having to obtain a returning resident visa from a U.S. Embassy or consulate

    2. Refugee Travel Document - A refugee travel document is issued to a person classified as a refugee or asylee, or to a permanent resident who obtained such status as a result of being a refugee or asylee in the United States. Persons who hold aslyee or refugee status, and are not permanent residents, must have a refugee travel document to return to the United States after temporary travel abroad.


    3. Advance Parole Document - An advance parole document is issued solely to authorize the temporary parole of a person into the United States.

    The document may be accepted by a transportation company in lieu of a visa as an authorization for the holder to travel to the United States. An advance parole document is not issued to serve in place of any required passport.
    Advance parole is an extraordinary measure used sparingly to bring an otherwise inadmissible alien to the United States for a temporary period of time due to a compelling emergency. Advance parole cannot be used to circumvent the normal visa issuing procedures and is not a means to bypass delays in visa issuance.
    NOTE: If you are in the United States and wish to travel abroad, you do not need to apply for advance parole if both conditions described below in A and B are met:

    B. A Form I-485, Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status, was filed on your behalf and is pending with USCIS.
    However, upon returning to the United States, you must present your valid H, L, K, or V nonimmigrant visa and continue to remain eligible for that status.



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  • govind440
    08-30 07:05 AM
    Hi

    tanx for ur reply. I already quit the job since i could not bear him..any more nd his mental torture...I ma planing to give a compliant to DOL and wanna c if it can be helpful to me..Si i cnat record anymore i tohught of recording it but never really got a courage to do that. I will c if i cna sue him...
    Try to record few of your conversations with him with a hidden camcorder and/or voice recorder, once you are sure you have enough evidence - talk to a good lawyer, also file for a h1b transfer and change job and once you get into your new job sue this old employer for mental agony and torture etc....... lawyer will manage this




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  • sledge_hammer
    04-22 08:44 PM
    Admins - Please ban 'Brittanicus'



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  • Almond
    07-13 03:46 PM
    ROFL buehler you are too funny!!

    PD_DEC2002 I never even realized there were messages when going over those squares, how interesting!




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  • GCKarma
    04-19 10:25 PM
    Go to http://www.shusterman.com/

    Got some updates as to whats going on behind the curtains ..

    Gear up & give sometime to fight against the anti-immg groups who have already started contacting the law makers & congressmen ......


    What does he mean by lengthy phase-in period?



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  • nixstor
    12-04 10:34 AM
    What's happening now is diff from what you would like to / can do to change it? If you were being sarcastic to the OP, thats so weird. If you were serious about your comments, You gotta ask yourself "What the hell am I doing here"?




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  • kris04
    07-06 07:44 PM
    Why would you need an EVL from your new employer or inform the USCIS of your job change, in this case? AC21 does not require you to "file AC21" (whatever that means), contrary to what has been advised in this forum many times. Please Google "Yates memo;" see, e.g., http://www.shusterman.com/pdf/ac21-51205.pdf. Here are my attorney's comments in this regard:

    "AC21 is the name of the immigration act that allowed portability for those who have an approved I-140 and I-485 pending over 180 days. There are no regulations for this provision therefore no instructions regarding notification so there is no actual action to "invoke AC21". The Service will sometimes send out an RFE just prior to approving an I-485 to request confirmation that the individual is either still employed by the sponsoring employer or if not, that he/she was portable when changing positions which is evidenced by a letter from the new employer."

    I don't think you should request any thing from your new employer other than a job offer. You need an EVL *only* in case of an RFE. And no need to "file AC21!"

    with the lack of regulation on AC 21 law, each attorney's take different position when it comes to handling AC 21 cases, in my case the primary reason driven to file AC 21 is the small window of period available in getting I 485 adjudicated when the PD is current, so I don't want to loose time when the PD is current and get an RFE from USCIS and running back and forth to get the RFE responded before loosing PD, more over I took the 20 minute counselling with Murthy law firm and they advised to notify USCIS about employer change.Later I was fortunate that USCIS did not issue RFE(may be it helped USCIS by notifying them in advance and clear their doubt) and approve my I 485 when PD was current.

    Cheers

    Kris



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  • Dj.Stigma
    06-02 02:02 AM
    My vote goes to Soul. Though all 3 wwws were very ugly and very user-unfriendly, Soul's 'beauty' (referring to his entry) was the one where i had to wait for the 'content' the longest time and it was very, very painful :hangover:

    G... i mean Terrible job everyone ;-)

    Peace




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  • smisachu
    01-02 02:09 AM
    See my answers below. Best of Luck!!


    My new year begins with another immigration issue..need some urgent advice.

    My wife went to the US Consulate in Chennai today for her first time H-1 stamping. She completed her Phd in Biology from the US and has been working for almost a year for a US biotech company. The consular officer has asked her to submit additional information -221(g); mostly about her job and the company. I can't understand it! Most of the information asked has already been submitted to the INS in reponse to a H-1 RFE.

    My wife has an Advance Parole document and EAD based on my I-485 application.

    Can you suggest options for her?

    1. can she forget about the H-1, not respond to the 221(g) and travel back on advance parole and start working on EAD?
    Yes she can. She need not respond and can travel back on AP. However consult an attorney on how to withdraw the visa application, so the record is straight.

    2. If after submission of 221(g) her visa gets rejected, can she still use the Advance Parole to travel to US and work on her EAD?
    Yes. AP and H1 have no relation to each other. She has an approved H1, so she can enter on AP and still work on H1. This is valid if she withdraws her H1 stamping application, if the visa gets rejected-consult an attorney about the use of H1 after rejection.3. Any other options/advice?[/QUOTE]



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  • jonty_11
    01-15 10:29 AM
    Hi,

    Out of the 3 - CELPIP, IELTS,
    which do u think is teh preferred test for us?

    Just got Letter from Buffalo Canada Consulate to provide results of this test.

    Plus Looks like IELTS does not have a test location in the state I reside in.




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  • Refugee_New
    03-19 03:05 PM
    Well...my PD is current and my RD at Nebraska is also current as per thier processing times. But still no LUDs or any other updates so far :( (its been 19 days since my PD became current)

    I already spoke to USCIS IO one week back, and was told its a bit too early, and wait for 45 days and call back if nothing happens until then. They weren't willing to give me the status whether my Namecheck crossed 180 days.

    Just going to wait until April 1, and then call them again. Or get an INFOPASS . What do the gurus suggest?

    [EB3 - I , PD May 2001, RD July 30 07, Nebraska ]

    Its unfortunate that you have a very recent RD. I talked to an IO at NSC yesterday and i was told that they will process the case based on the order they recieved. So they go by RD. If this is true then i guess you will have to wait some more time. Because thousands of people applied I-485 between June first to July 30.



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  • desigun
    09-10 12:58 PM
    I have a full time offer from a county school (non - profit), that is related to an institution of higher education. (submitted an agreement between the school and the univ)

    got an RFE, asking for 'substantiating documentary evidence that the beneficiary is enrolled in the program with the univ' ; This exemption cannot be claimed for other employees of the nonprofit in or through this jointly managed program.

    Is it necessary that the beneficiary should be enrolled in agreement or a mere relationship is not sufficient???

    Any suggestions....

    Thanks




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  • agupta_13
    04-22 07:32 PM
    I am employeed in IT consultancy, and wants to change my employement as a permenent employee of the client.
    When i told this to my employeer he is telling me that he can file a lawsuite against my Client(New Employeer) on the bases of Small Business Administantion laws, stated below

    Although the contract does not specifically state that the client cannot hire the contractor (you) on a permanent job, it also does not state that the client can. Current Employeer comes under the category of the 'Small Business Administration' under the State and the Federal Governments. Both governments fully support the growth and looks after the interests of small businesses in the country. They have always done it and are even more supportive lately as a result of the struggle small businesses are undergoing in these bad economic times. I have been advised by the company attorney that I contracted you to the client purely on professional and ethical grounds for the benefit of Current Employeer business. If a giant company like Client just takes you away to their advantage, it may not be looked upon favorably by a small business court.

    Below is what is in the contract between my Employeer and Client.

    1. This agreement is for the sole purposes of providing the services of the Contractor�s employee XXX to (Client).
    2. Contractor will be an independent contractor of Company and will work on a Client assignment.
    3. Company will pay $XX.00 per hour to Contractor for all the hours of work and expenses approved by Client.
    4. All time and expenses should be entered into client�s system and should be approved by the concerned manager or project manager.
    5 Company will not pay contractor for any time and expenses not authorized and not approved by Client.
    6. Contractor shall be solely responsible for the quality of work performed.
    7. Payment terms shall be XX days net and will be made on a bi-weekly basis.
    8. The start date and the length of assignment will be determined by Client, and Company shall let the Contractor know in writing before the date on which the consultant starts working for the Client.
    9. Contractor reserves the right to offer consultant�s services to other clients until such time the Company and the Contractor executes this agreement as well as a project work order.
    10. This is the only agreement between the Contractor and the Company. Changes can be made in writing only and have to be signed by both parties to be effective.
    11. This agreement is subject to the laws of the State of Texas.
    12. Either party can terminate this contract by giving 2 week�s written notice, via email or physical mail. The notifying party must obtain proof of delivery of such notification to the other party.

    Can any one tell if there is any possibility of that



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  • pointlesswait
    08-04 11:58 AM
    Obviously thansk for sharing!

    my attorney said When you interfile, even if ur previous PD is current, you cannot file 140+485 together..
    you have to first file the 140 requesting the previous PD be ported and then once that is approved..file you 485..!!

    but he said....if ur PD is current you can take a chance and file both 140(requesting porting)+485 ..but then the chances of 485 being sent back are high..




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  • dilbert_cal
    07-08 02:19 PM
    The folks who strongly feel that IV should be mentioned should write an email to OH and ask him to change the wording to include IV in it.

    On a positive note, there is extra publicity for the flower campaign. On a flip side, if IV was linked to this post, we would had some more people flow into this website and possible new members and campaigners.

    Finally, as to why he didnt put IV name - being an active reader the past few days of these posts, I've my reasons to understand the possible reasons but since this thread isnt about the why or why not - I'd like to keep this thread to the point of send flower campaign and how we can make it more effective.
    Lets send emails to him and of course, in a nicely worded request to include IV and most importantly a link to IV on his website.

    The above is my own personal opinion and you have a right to agree/disagree with the same. In either case, I'd expect you to reply back in a civilized tone and refrain from any personal and/or vilification campaigns.




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  • insbaby
    06-12 10:18 AM
    Hi,

    While in the process of filing for labor certification my company has found 2 suitable citizens who are eligible for the job.

    Now what are my options going forward and how does this affect my chances of a successful PERM filing ??

    I'm filing in EB3 category right now. Also I need to file for labor before oct since my H1 will expire its original 6 year length next Oct (Oct 2010).

    It appears that you have not realized that you have been admitted in this country for work because there was no US Citizen available to do the same work.

    As you have agreed that two US Citizens are available, you must give them the oppertunity.

    If not, not only you are but your company is also in trouble.




    texanmom
    09-17 01:56 PM
    spoly-

    I am sorry that your calls were not returned. I am one of the state chapter leaders, and I am working remote supporting the core team.

    To tell you the truth, I know it is crazy at the Situation room. Everyone is very busy trying to keep up with 134 appointments we have sceduled today and also training all the folks that are coming in for these meetings. Everything except the most important tasks are falling through the cracks since the volunteers are overloaded.

    Please PM me, I am sure we could use your talent.
    Best regards,
    - texanmom




    kookoo
    08-03 06:17 PM
    What the chances are of an inquiry between the USCIS and my Previous Employer?
    :confused:



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