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  • das0
    04-08 10:11 AM
    Check with a good attorney but as far i know, if you get paid by the for-profit consulting company (even if they place you at non-profit org), you will be subjected to H1B cap.

    If your H1B paperwork (i-765) is directly from a non-profit org (like Univ, Govt, etc), then only are you cap exempt.

    Also remember, if you ever want to txfr from non-profit to for-profit, you will be again subjected to cap. This assumes you were never counted against the for-profit company cap in any fiscal year quota.




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  • paskal
    12-26 01:27 AM
    so that it's seen in the morning :)

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  • rockstart
    03-11 09:43 AM
    Isnt Labor & I 140 property of the employer and labor can be transferred to some one else (not allowed now but was in past) the employee comes into picture only at the 485 stage and that is when the intent should be looked into. Its a pretty complicated question so lawyer is the best person to answer.




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  • GCKaMaara
    10-15 11:58 AM
    I think that is the humanitarian parole......but there have been over aggressive officers at the POE who mix up the two......

    My suggestion to you is use your H1B(if possible) or take an infopass and get an expedited AP.

    I Second this idea.



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  • prince_waiting
    10-17 03:43 PM
    Fellow IVians,
    I was completely unaware of the fact that USPS does not forward USCIS mail to the forwarding address. I moved about a couple of months back and have been receiving my mail to the new address since then.
    My checks were encashed on the 12th of October, so I guess I would be receiving my receipts soon. But if the RN is not delivered to me and goes back to the USCIS will they consider my application to be abondoned? I have already executed G-28 forms and is it OK if my lawyer receives a copy of the RN.
    Also anybody has any idea if the USPS can hold my mail for a certain amount of time. I guess they do but just wanted to clarify.

    Thanks




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  • Becks
    11-30 10:36 AM
    I have also applied for the canadian PR 1.5 months ago. Yesterday I got a letter from canadian consulate to sit for IELTS as I am clamming 16 points on language skill with supporting documents. Now, I do not want to sit for IELTS..is there any way out? Do you guys know any small consulting firm in canada who can give me a HRSDC approved job offer? I will not mind to work for them for a year if I get my PR (it's better then waiting for GC for another 10 years)...

    Is it mandatory to sit for IELTS? We have been working in US for few years so we cant do our jobs without knowing english. How can we avoid IELTS?



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  • leo2606
    07-29 06:20 AM
    My son is an U.S citizen (4 years old) and my Attorney successfully filed a petion on behalf of me and mywife.

    But that petion is based on EB2 :p


    Hi there,

    IV seems to be a terrific service to the immigration community. Kudos to the people who work hard to make it work.

    Has anyone heard of cases where immigration lawyers have successfully petitioned on behalf of parents of a US baby (way before the age of 18) to become GC holders or citizens?




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  • jase21
    11-23 04:26 AM
    seems like flower by flocke button is lacking symmetry, or is it a design in its own sense.. But its beautiful.
    Its hard to vote for just one!



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  • gc03
    12-08 08:23 AM
    Faxed and Forwarded to friends to do same

    I will call NOW




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  • swarnapuri
    06-26 12:48 PM
    There is a news in news article thread that Senators Cantwell & Kyl have proposed a amendment which will open up a parallel employer sponsored GC path. Anyone has information regarding this amendment?



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  • ajju
    10-13 05:57 PM
    But ksircar, instead of accepting can't we raise red flags to USCIS?
    This is going to be an issue for lot of folks who all filed for I-485 in the last year July fiasco. We will be forced renew every time. Only by giving 2 years is just a temporary postponement but not solving the real problem.

    It is like Drivers Lincense renewal. If you have your documentation and you have been driving legally should be granted renewal instantly. Why can't they do the same thing with EAD?

    agree.. 90 days is too much.. esp when just dates need to be extended.. In the first place.. it should be non-expiring .. something like valid with I-485 Receipt... and then when accepting EAD employer can check the I-485 status that its still pending... and any change will send email to the employer about 485 current status...

    But then my dear.. where's the money...

    Gov: Show me the money?
    USCIS: let sdo 1 year EAD/AP renewal... and we can sit for 90 days on it for generating this much money... and find cheapest ways of printing the card and mailing... If errors happen we might get more money :-)
    Gov: why are you not moving dates and making more money?
    USCIS: Okay we'll issue 2year EAD and accept more new apps...
    and so on...




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  • chanduv23
    06-30 07:59 AM
    Chanduv23,

    What about RFE without being current? Can it also be taken as Pre-adjudicated? Pls advise.

    Thank you

    Yes, RFEs could be a part of preadjudication. But at times people do receive random RFEs too. If you are lucky, you can get the answer from a officer on whether your case is preadjudicated or not.



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  • schandwani
    08-15 08:32 AM
    oye chappan... ever been to indore?
    there is a small shops complex there called chappan dukaan... very famous hangout place for all indorians... just remembered :)

    ya specially rambabu ke paranthe , and johnny ka hotdog ..,..




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  • GCBy3000
    04-15 06:35 PM
    I have been in this situation but my work location changed more than 100miles within the same state. My attorney asked me to start another labor.

    1. If you think that you will move back one the 485 is adjucated, then you dont have to worry. OTherwise, you have file a new labor. Atleast you are safe since your 140 is approved. You can port your PD.

    2. If it is within few miles then it should not affect. Still you have to check with your attorney. Few miles sometimes puts you in different couty or state or even in different country. So the term "Few Miles" is relative one and it is better to check with attorney.



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  • ARUNRAMANATHAN
    06-11 03:05 PM
    Have you done this ...or do you know some text that say this /....can have a 3 yr extension based on the pervious 140 ...

    That is from 2007 to 2010 ....Thanks

    3 year H1 extension from date of application (for example: June 2007 to June 2010).

    If you move to Company B, you need to restart GC (i.e. new LC and new 140). One can port PD from old 140 to new I-140, however there is a risk involved if the previous I-140 is revoked or canceled.

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    Please verify details with your lawyer/attorney. This is just my opinion and not be taken as legal advice.




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  • kumar1
    09-22 11:11 AM
    You get this kind of mental state only after spending 8-9 years here! Look at people with PD of 2007....trying to sue USCIS for interfile! It took 7 years for my wife to get EAD. Some of the H4s got EAD in less than 6 months. Am I going to sue USCIS? Hell No!

    Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness!

    Dude, Your PD is in early 2001 and you are so calm and composed?. I am amazed with your “current state of mind”. I hope you get your GC soon.



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  • Marphad
    01-12 12:14 PM
    All,

    Background:
    I am hoping you can help me with my situation here. I had an appointment on Dec 19th 2008 at New Delhi consulate for extension of my H1B. Since I had a DUI in 2006, they told me to sumit medical report. When I submitted medican report on Dec 22, 2008 they told me they would review my report and tell me to deposit my passport if everything is fine (for visa stamping). They also told me that I don't need to come myself to deposit the passport. Since I had to get back to office, I left India and used AP to enter US.

    I just received an email from consulate that I should submit passport at the ND consulate. I was thinking of sending it to my home in Delhi via courier so that my brother can submit it to consulate. Once consulate sends passport to my address in New Delhi, my family would courier it back to me. I wanted to check with folks here if that is fine.

    Thanks

    This is absolutely illegal. Never never do this.




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  • sanju
    11-20 03:51 PM
    Generally secretaries follow laws. They do not frame any regulations or have any role in it. It will be in hand of Obama's immigration appointees to push immigration.

    Secretary will be responsible for DHS which involves security, FEMA etc too. I am not sure if she will be able to change a whole lot.

    I think it would be incorrect to say that Secretaries do not frame regulations and it would be incorrect to say that they do not influence the policy and new laws. Infact, each Secretary have their own legislative group of staff who work with the congress.

    Yes, we heard from Chertoff in the media during Katrina, Rita, Fay etc., but they have a lot more to do in terms of influencing the policy that govern the framework of any new legislations.




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  • pd_recapturing
    08-22 04:16 PM
    i sent u a PM. Please respond, if u can.




    txh1b
    04-20 02:25 PM
    Thanks for the reply.

    We are not in Chicago. Their POE is in Chicago. I may have to go to the local USCIS office and clarify it.

    I am also checking with the Attorney.

    You can go to the closest international airport's CBP. USCIS local office cannot do anything about it. Only CBP can.




    sgorla
    02-20 04:51 PM
    If you filed in PERM system, you should be able to find your case. I was able to see my case based on the LC case number. DOL has database for fiscal years 2003 thru 2006.

    This is useful, but I doubt its accuracy because some of the cases I know - including mine - are missing !!



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