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  • rjgleason
    September 27th, 2004, 08:57 AM
    Rob, What have you been eating? :D

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  • gc_chahiye
    10-31 03:25 AM
    Please correct me if I am wrong i.e. I can continue working as I have already applied for my H1 extension and whatever the H1 extension response is based on that if it is approved I can stay on H1 else if extension denied for some reason then at that point I can move to EAD and file a new I-9 Form with my employer and continue my work.

    Thanks

    yes you can continue working. Assuming that USCIS honors the original filing date (ie. they assume that your H1 extension was filed before the previous H1 ran out) and gives you a I-94 in the approval you are all set. Make sure your lawyer includes proof that you filed on time, but to the wrong center. IN the worst case if the extension is denied (or approved without an I-94) you can always move to EAD and continue working. The time you spent working past your original I-94 expiry would however then count as unauthorized.




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  • amsgc
    04-02 08:27 PM
    Hi Bhayzone,

    Allow me to help you a bit here...

    First of all, there is no such thing as a H-1B transfer. When you change jobs, the new employer files a "new petition" with the USCIS requesting that:

    1) The new application should not be counted against the yearly H-1B cap.
    2) Your current H-1B status be "extended" in the US
    3) Your wife's H4 status be "extended" in the US

    Only your wife's H4 status is dependent on your H-1B status. If your wife changes her status to F1, then your H-1B status has no bearing at all on her F1. You could even go back to your home country and stay there while your wife completes her education on F1 :)

    I think the answer to your first two questions is in the above discussion. As for the third, I would personally wait to have the H-1B and H4 extensions approved, before applying for change from H4 to F1.

    All this is doable because you can:
    1) Use premium processing (2 weeks) for your new H1 and wife's extended H4 (at the same time). Note that you are legally allowed to pay the premium processing fee of $1000.
    2) School doesn't start until the begining of July, which gives your wife enough time to change her status from H4 to F1.

    Just so you know, your wife can attend school on H4 also. It helps to know this if the F1 doesn't go through. But, IMHO, it is better to be on F1 than H4 on any given day!

    Good luck!

    Ams

    Hi,

    My wife is on an H4 and we're planning to change her status to F1.
    Now my H1, thus her H4 is up for renewal soon (I have another 3 yrs on my H1).
    I will very soon be transferring my H1 to a new company.

    I am worried about the implications this might have on the H4 to F1 transfer.

    1] When my new company transfers the H1, will they also file for renewal? Or will they only transfer and later renew seperately.

    2] Assuming that we change the current H4 to F1, then will we have to renew the F1 too when my wife's H4 is transferred (due to my H1 transfer).

    3] Is it better to transfer to F1 from the current H4 , or wait for the new H4 for the transfer.

    All advice/suggestion would be really appreciated.




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  • edaltsis
    11-12 10:26 AM
    One of my friends got his H1 Transferred w/o pay stub. It depends on the lawyer, some can manage to get this done and it also depends on USCIS officer who deals your case. Try to hire a good lawyer and they should be able to help you out.



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  • roseball
    10-15 12:50 PM
    My wife attended for H4 stamping at Hyderabad consulate yesterday, 10/13/09. The consulate officer was asking for my current visa copy even though my wife gave my H1B extension approval copy with valid I-94.

    Here is the immigration status so far:
    1. Current H1 valid from Oct 09-Sep 11 with I-94
    2. Earlier changed from L1 to H1 in April 2007. Then traveled to India using AP as I filed for 485 in Aug 07.
    3. Had L1 visa stamping in Jan 2006.

    So my old passport has L1 visa and new passport has AP stamp. Now I am thinking to answer the US Consulate Hyderabad explaining my current status - that I have a approved H1 petition but no visa stamping.

    Please let me know your suggestions!!! Is there any chance that the visa can be rejected and revoked.

    Now my last option is to apply for AP for my wife while she is in India.

    Can I apply for AP when she is in India?


    Thanks

    You can tell the US Consulate that you dont have a H1 Visa Stamped in the Passport. I dont think the Consular Officer will revoke your H1 over that, unless there is any fraud involved. Unfortunately, you cannot file AP while your wife is outside US.




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  • zCool
    12-14 11:43 AM
    Go to Canada or India and have a vacation. You have a real job right?
    Shouldn't be hard to get Visa stamped and then come back.



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  • gc28262
    07-16 06:44 PM
    If you have an appointment letter and a relieving letter from your past employer, that should prove that you worked for that employer.

    A detailed experience certificate as mentioned above could prove your experience in the specified skillset.

    Here is another notarized affidavit format
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    AFFIDAVIT FROM CO-WORKER

    I COLLEAGUE residing at COLLEAGUE''s ADDRESS being first duly sworn, depose and state that:

    I was an employee of COMPANY NAME, COMPANY ADDRESS from Month-Day-Year to Month-Day-Year.

    YOUR NAME was also an employee of company as a YOUR DESIGNATION around this time and I am aware of YOUR NAME�s responsibilities as we were colleagues.

    His/Her duties during this period included YOUR SKILL SET HERE

    If you need any more information please do not hesitate to contact me.


    Colleagues� Name & Signature

    Sworn to before me this on MM/DD/YYYY

    (Notary Public's signature & seal)
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  • amsgc
    12-11 12:50 AM
    In a testimony to the House Judiciary Committee back in Apr/May 08, the USCIS clearly stated that it had changed its policy regarding which applications would be adjudicated first.

    As I remember, USCIS stated that it was now following a policy where cases that had a possibility of getting a visa number in the near future were adjudicated first. It said that this change in policy was made in order to reduce waste of immigrant visas.

    The problem with this approach is that:
    - It is not FIFO
    - EB2-I/C and EB3 not only continue to remain retrogressed, but retrogression worsens.

    Here is how:

    Since EB2-I/EB3-I categories are already retrogressed, the I-485 applications in this category will be shelved until it appears that a visa number may become available in the foreseeable future.

    So, USCIS puts most of these cases in cold storage while it adjudicates and approves the EB2ROW applications as it receives them on a continuous basis.

    When time comes to roll over excess EB2 ROW numbers, two things happen:
    - Already substantial use of EB2ROW numbers make few numbers available for roll over
    - Limited adjudication of Eb2-I/C and EB3 cases make a very small pool of pre-adjudicated applications. USCIS requests DOS to move dates so that it has access to a larger pool for cherry picking.

    The result is that VB dates move forward by leaps and bounds and cases are approved haphazardly with PDs all over the map. When the excess numbers are used up, the dates for EB2-I/C and EB3 retrogress back to previous cutoff dates because there are still a lot of old cases that have not even been brought out of cold storage. The EB2ROW dates are again current because USCIS has adjudicated and approved EB2ROW cases throughout the year- so no backlog there.

    If USCIS followed FIFO, then the following would happen:
    - USCIS would be adjudicating old EB2I/C and EB3 cases right now, and not the recently received EB2ROW cases.
    - This would reduce the number of pre-adjudicated EB2ROW cases and hence lower the demand in the EB2ROW category.
    - When time would come to roll over numbers not used by EB2ROW:
    - A large pool number of excess visas would be available
    - A large pool of pre-adjudicated EB2-I/C and EB3 cases with old PDs would be available that could be readily assigned visa numbers.

    As a result, old cases would be assigned visa numbers and backlog would be reduced.

    Unfortunately, USCIS has confused its process of adjudicating cases (which is FIFO) with its effort to enforce the country quota. The country limits come into picture only when cases ready for adjudication are to be assigned visa numbers. The process of adjudication should still be FIFO, and not determined by the country quota.



    I wonder how it is they justify over 70K visas to EB2ROW, keeping it current all year, when EB2 I was so retrogressed and got only 15K. FIFO my foot. This is the most mismanaged, subjective thing I have ever seen. Translated for us, luck of the draw.



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  • pappu
    05-20 08:31 PM
    Good post




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  • gc_lover
    06-25 03:02 PM
    It looks like my lawyer has already mailed the application to USCIS. The priority dates becomes current only on July 1st.

    What are my options here? Does anyone has faced such a situation?

    Wow... You have a great over-enthusiast lawyer. People try to push their lawyer to file their application but looks like your lawyer pushed you to file your application. :)
    You can always file new application on July 1st.



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  • chris
    02-05 09:02 PM
    One time one IO told me once you file your 485 or any application means USCIS is working on your case. You have to wait until they mail a decission. (what are we going to do though :p)

    Here under review means same above meaning. Since your PD is not current. Even though they are working on your case doesn't mean any thing. :p

    Good luck though. (we are seeing on forums that people are getting GCs without PD's are current.) :mad:

    Cris,

    I just called teh number and was able to talk to the officer.. he said the case under review.. means.. Any idea.

    Thanks again.




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  • vasu009
    07-17 02:47 PM
    [QUOTE=gsc999]--
    I couldn't help post a reply. I was trying not to add to the buzy server traffic.

    Isn't it amazing, thousands of people are waiting with bated breath for the USCIS update news and some idiot opens a new threads to start a baseless rumor. And claims that news comes from Greg. This so called news as it turns out is a comment by some troll "south" on Greg's website.

    Our friend here who opened this thread fails to even see the connection between the id handle "south" and his post" going south." Honestly, things like this make you wonder, how can such people call themselves highly skilled.[I agree with you sir, Every body is aware that all of us are stressed, but please take a moment before starting a thread and the validity of the news/QUOTE]



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  • prioritydate
    07-25 12:11 PM
    May be true if they are doing other work, like working on the Family based immigration. But here I am talking about dedicated I-485 application processors. This is just an assumption. I am sure that USCIS have lot of employees than our assumption. I am sure that USCIS is lot more capable, and it they genuinely wants to speedify the process, they could. I sincerely hope that USCIS, with it's new revenue that it is going to get in August, would add workforce to process applications in a timely manner.




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  • gcwanter
    06-28 03:53 PM
    SNaidu, Rajiv Khanna was on his way to your home, his car broke down so he could not deliver you this message. He needs a ride now. Please help him.


    AS it is people are so stressed out attending medical appts 200 miles away from home. and being poked with vaccinations in all possible places..damn the body pain after DPT is miserable

    also the details of the applications and the volatility of the way things may change ; ignoring the fact that everything is in the hands of your employer/lawyer.....

    not to forget that the financial misery if you are filing for self + 2 dependents + lawyer fees is exceeding 5k...

    why do you want open such nonsensical threads and raise the adrenalin...???

    i wouldnt be surprised to be diagnosed with adrenalin tumor if this situation persists long...



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  • rex
    04-25 11:00 AM
    hello folks,
    I am switching jobs after an approved I140 and over 180 days from 485 receipt.
    I am expecting no problems when leaving my current company. but just incase they decide to revoke my 140,
    - is it ok to file AC21 after i receive the NOID if some thing happens or is it better to file AC21 now?

    one other complication is i will be changing address too. how long does it take for USCIS to update my new address in their records? the reason i am asking is if they send me RFE or NOID, i will totally miss the boat if they send it to the wrong address. i am sure they will send a copy to my attorney, but he works form my current employer and I will assume he is less likely to help. Does it help if i file G28 with my own name and my new address?

    I need to join my new job in 10 days and i hev give my crrent company a notice so it is a bit urgent. Please help.

    Thank you

    Rex




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  • chapper
    11-08 01:57 PM
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  • DDLMODES
    10-09 06:35 PM
    Hello guys,
    I applied for I140 & I485 + EAD concurrently at the Texas service center on July 19th. I got the receipts dated Sept 11 on Sept 17 and a week later I got the EAD's. My priority date is Feb 04.

    I live in New Jersey and I would assume my FP appointment will be at the NewArk USCIS center. I still did not get any FP notification yet and I started to worry because on the tracker a lot of people with the same dates did get one already. Should I worry or is OK for now ? Is New Jersey more crowded than other states and that is the reason for delay ??? Anybody else in the same boat ??
    I know they consider the application abandoned if I have an appointment and don't go. If, god forbid, the letter is lost in the mail, is there any way I can find out if I have an appointment ?

    I have don't have a lawyer so they will not send a copy of the FP appointment letter to the lawyer.

    Please help !

    :(:(:(:(




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  • Libra
    11-15 11:32 AM
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  • jeny
    08-06 08:39 AM
    Yes Jayant it is Consular Process. Today i send a mail to them, hope they will replay.
    Thanks

    I just recived mail from embassy saying that there is no visa avilable for my case. When avilable they will call me for the interview again. Thank you ALL




    TeddyKoochu
    10-15 08:29 AM
    Teddy

    Is there any source on any site which gives idea that they are thinking of it. Since we have close to 800 members who joined for filling 485 when date is not current we can ask IV core to make this campaign officially and push for this one. Even we know 800 are not a good strength still it may help if govt is willing

    gc_on_demand - Here are the links from other sites.

    From Ron Gotcher's Forum

    http://www.immigration-information.com/forums/general-immigration-questions/10321-uscis-considering-permit-pre-filing-i-485-applications-approved-i-140-a.html

    I could not find anything on any official site. There are blogs going on all popular immigration sites on this topic.

    I believe that since the agencies are thinking about this provision (Even though this has been in the news since a year) has better likelihood of being implemented.

    skgs200,aksharan, cbpds the EAD / AP part appears to be disputed nobody is clear on this. Yes there maybe a fee for this but it does bring us a step closer.




    GotFreedom?
    07-22 05:38 PM
    Hi guys,

    I bet this question must have been asked before but I couldn't find the relevant thread so I'm asking again. Apologies if its a repeat.

    I am maintaining my H1-B while my AOS is pending. Last year my wife went to India while she had valid H4 (not stamped in passport) and AP documents. She did not get her visa stamped and reentered the country using the AP with no issues. He I-94 said Parolled till Some date, March 2009. I totally forgot about it and never renewed her AP or mine. Does it pose any kind of threat to her legal status in the US and AOS?

    I am still working on H1 and she is a parolee.

    Thanks in advance fopr the responses.



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