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  • veni001
    02-03 03:53 PM
    thank you veni, that is very informative and solid reference.

    looks like under 'advanced degree' category, just having a US Masters or foreign equivalent (4+2) is enough. lot of people are under the impression, its MS+3yrs. but the description in USCIS link states just an advanced degree (higher than baccalaureate) is enough. am i reading this right?

    BS+5years is equivalent to having an Advanced degree.
    But, I think its BS+5yrs, not BS Equivalent + 5 yrs.

    That's correct.
    Good luck!




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  • texcan
    09-10 10:15 AM
    Nothing surprising here. I have yet to hear about one desi employer who has not exploited H1b. The system is set up to favor the employer. Employees hardly have a choice. Those in favor of increasing the quota should also lobby for complete portability without any penalty to keep the system fair.

    Deb
    Contrib $600 so far + $300 for rally
    EB2 India PD 03/05
    I140 09/07
    I485 07/07

    Friends,

    I must say, not all employers exploit people on H1b.
    My take is it depends on the business ethics of company owner.

    I have been with my current employer since last 6 years, no problems. Some of my friends have mentioned great things about their employers as well.

    In all with stories heard, it will be good idea to create a rating or forum of such employers. let people vent off some steam and may warn others from getting into issues.




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  • abhisam
    01-08 02:01 PM
    I also had submitted with my I-94 attached. I forgot to remove it. It was stapled and I got it back with my old passport. So dont worry.

    Thank you for your reply!




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  • rsdang
    11-17 02:43 PM
    I do not think this statement is correct "Since you applied for H1 extension it means that you are out of parolee status and on H1 again."

    As long as H1B is the underlying petition for your GC application H1 extension does not negate your AP status. You have dual travel papers.

    Caution - Please talk to lawyer as there is some stuff around abandoning your petition is you go out of country before approval...

    I have had a valid H1 and AP for a while now and travelled on AP without issues.

    Hope it helped.



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  • Appu
    04-06 10:27 PM
    There is no serious effort by the republicans. They are fractured, divided, into groups. They have no motivation to get this comprehensive bill passed. I have been observing the tactics and attitudes of these republican senators and democratic senators. I am more shocked by the game of one-upmanship on the part of Frist, Kyl, Cornyn, Craig. I don't see rhyme or reason in their sppeches. The bill has no life for the next 3 weeks.

    Well said. This whole thing is stalling simply because of Frist's presidential ambitions and Kyl's relection bid. Frist wants to distance himself from Bush and McCain - both guys supporting guest worker programs and legalization of the undocumented workers. He wants to show he is "strong on security" by pushing through a border security only bill. He is using Kyl and others to torpedo the SJC bill either on the senate floor or in the conference. Bush is too powerless to intervene.

    We are probably screwed unless Frist agrees to send a moderate group - like the SJC - to the conference instead of Kyl, Cornyn, Sessions or people like that.

    My $0.02.




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  • rkrishna123
    10-17 03:11 PM
    Thanks guys for your advice and time.....



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  • CADude
    11-08 01:05 PM
    NO,
    Family based has 1.3 Million pending applications.
    AOS has only 655K. So be happy. :D

    It appears that this 655K includes family based I485 cases too who are in a different queue.




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  • for_gc
    04-27 04:28 PM
    Thanks a lot everybody. This is so helpful.

    You all made my weekend !!!



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  • estrela21
    02-08 11:52 PM
    As gsc999 said peoples here mostly know about "Employment Based GC" not much about "Family Based GC" .... Still few questions if we can guide you to the right place...

    a) What is your current Immigration Status ?
    b) Do you have SSN ?
    c) Forget about he goes to Jail/not is it impossible to get your "Marriage Certified" or at least put the Application before March 31st ? You have almost 51 days ...Based on that a lawyer can guide you but if you dont have a Marriage Certficate no one can really help... You know !

    d) Lets the Justice system decide he goes to Jail or not but if unfortunately he is convicted and goes to Jail for 18 months do you want to live/continue your marriage with him after he comes out ?

    e) Based on Marriage with US Citizen they give you "conditional GC" - and they would verify after 2-3 years if your marriage is a "Bonafide Marriage" etc... and then only give you a "unconditional GC"

    That's why you will see those fake "immigration marriage" start giving problem after 2-3 years and end up in mutual Divorce. Be cautious about converting you GC to a regular "unconditional GC" .

    Good Luck !



    thank you....so much




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  • xela
    06-10 12:51 PM
    It s been a while since i have said anything here, and mostly because it seems this has become a "everyones racist against indians" and everyone else isnt important kind of talk.

    while I understand most here are from India, please refrain from putting the ROW people down and make it sound like we have no wait at all. i ve been here since 2000 and started my green card process in 2003. I m just as frustrated, but I refrain from coming here and telling everyone how ROW should get all the good stuff and the rest can go to ....

    :(:confused:



    we should fax/email letters to lawmakers/senators from every angle. One way of doing this would be drafting a letter with the calculation and a quote " Just for Indians, and chinese nationality for rest of the world = 1year"

    We should be attacking in each and every angle so they get used to reading our issues and would come with a solution.
    MAKE A NOISE



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  • santb1975
    04-25 12:00 PM
    I am using AC21. I start my new Job on Monday. I have had an independent attorney of my own for the past 3 years from whom I get a second opinion from time to time. I have already hired them for my AC21. I really liked the attorney I was working with through my old employer as well and at this time I do not know if my I-140 will be revoked. My employer will keep me in the loop with anything. My attorney has already prepared an AC21 package. Take a look at Page 3 of the Yates Memo. Here is the link (http://shusterman.com/cgi-bin/ex-link.pl?www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/I140_AC21_8403.pdf). Here is an extract as well

    Accordingly, if the employer withdraws the approved Form I-140 on or after the date that
    the Form I-485 has been pending 180 days, the approved Form I-140 shall remain valid under
    the provisions of �106(c) of AC21. It is expected that the alien will have submitted evidence to
    the office having jurisdiction over the pending Form I-485 that the new offer of employment is
    in the same or similar occupational classification as the offer of employment for which the
    petition was filed. Accordingly, if the underlying approved Form I-140 is withdrawn, and the
    alien has not submitted evidence of a new qualifying offer of employment, the adjudicating
    officer must issue a Notice of Intent to Deny the pending Form I-485. See 8 CFR
    103.2(b)(16)(i). If the evidence of a new qualifying offer of employment submitted in response
    to the Notice of Intent to Deny is timely filed and it appears that the alien has a new offer of
    employment in the same or similar occupation, the BCIS may consider the approved Form I-140
    to remain valid with respect to the new offer of employment and may continue regular
    processing of the Form I-485. If the applicant responds to the Notice of Intent to Deny, but has
    not established that the new offer of employment is in the same or similar occupation, the
    adjudicating officer may immediately deny the Form I-485. If the alien does not respond or fails
    to timely respond to the Notice of Intent to Deny, the adjudicating officer may immediately deny
    the Form I-485.hello folks,
    I am switching jobs after an approved I140 and over 180 days from 485 receipt.
    I am expecting no problems when leaving my current company. but just incase they decide to revoke my 140,
    - is it ok to file AC21 after i receive the NOID if some thing happens or is it better to file AC21 now?

    one other complication is i will be changing address too. how long does it take for USCIS to update my new address in their records? the reason i am asking is if they send me RFE or NOID, i will totally miss the boat if they send it to the wrong address. i am sure they will send a copy to my attorney, but he works form my current employer and I will assume he is less likely to help. Does it help if i file G28 with my own name and my new address?

    I need to join my new job in 10 days and i hev give my crrent company a notice so it is a bit urgent. Please help.

    Thank you

    Rex




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  • delax
    11-08 01:43 PM
    sury,

    What that means is "All applications received before August 25, 2006 AND whose PD is current , are being processed"

    If your PD is 2003 but you filed your I-485 after Aug'2006 your app will not be adjudicated.
    If you filed before Aug'2006 but your PD is after Apr'2004, your app will not be adjudicated.

    If your PD is before Apr'2004 and you filed your app before August 25, 2006, your app will be adjudicated..

    This is to make sure people don't start expecting approvals and calling them left and right one day after filing if their PD is current. they need some time for every application, so they put in this 'processing date' which works in conjunction with 'priority date' to check if a case is approvable at any given time. They normally won't entertain calls enquiring about a case if the filing date does not fall within this processing date.

    I beg to differ - while your general premise is accurate, I know of at least half a dozen people who filed 485 in June 2007 and got appproved over the last two weeks from TX Service Center - I dont think Aug 2006 is a hard date - like many other things with USCIS - they have an irrational passion for NOT applying the FIFO principle and we are expected to digest this irrational passion of theirs with dispassionate rationality.



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  • msingh
    06-12 09:06 AM
    Hi,

    While in the process of filing for labor certification my company has found 2 suitable citizens who are eligible for the job.

    Now what are my options going forward and how does this affect my chances of a successful PERM filing ??

    I'm filing in EB3 category right now. Also I need to file for labor before oct since my H1 will expire its original 6 year length next Oct (Oct 2010).




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  • ARUNRAMANATHAN
    06-11 01:54 PM
    I am in my 8 yr. Have a H1-B approved Untill 2008 Dec

    Have a EB3 Approved Labor and 140 from Company A.

    Now as of today if I move to Company B ...

    Question :

    Can I get a 3 yr Extension based on Company A (140 Approved )
    that is from june 2007 to june 2010

    OR

    Do I get my H1-B untill 2008 Dec ?
    ----

    When I move to Company B is there anything that I have be aware off as
    I am planning to pally Eb2 and move the PD from company A
    My PD : EB3 Jun 2004

    Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks



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  • newbie2020
    05-18 07:42 AM
    This one is an earlier bills introduced earlier ,This is similar to the bills being discussed

    http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c110:1:./temp/~c110j4GOX5::

    Since the text of this bill is similar to other bill should we try to get these law maker's support.





    http://www.house.gov/apps/list/press...vatorsAct.html

    KENNEDY AND MCCAUL ANNOUNCE “NEW AMERICAN INNOVATORS ACT”




    (Washington, DC) - Congressman Patrick J. Kennedy (D-RI) and Congressman Michael McCaul (R-TX) announced the introduction of the New American Innovators Act. The New American Innovators Act would exempt foreign students receiving Ph.D.’s from accredited, American universities from numerical immigration limits.

    “The New American Innovators Act takes the best and the brightest and moves them to the front of the green card line,” said Congressman Patrick Kennedy. “The global competition for talent is getting fiercer with each passing year. Although we already have the most talented workforce in the world, we cannot sit idly by while other countries work to attract the best international talent – especially when those individuals have been educated in our universities. The New American Innovators Act targets the cream of the crop. These are individuals who will generate breakthroughs, start businesses, create jobs, and ultimately help to drive our economic growth for years to come. It is absurd that we would spend time and money educating them only to force them to go to our economic competitors, even if they want to stay.”

    “We need to ensure that U.S. employers continue to create and stay on the ‘cutting-edge’ of the global market,” stated Congressman Michael McCaul. “I am proud to work across the aisle in a bipartisan fashion to co-introduce this bill with Congressman Kennedy that will add to America’s economic strength by offering increased access to the best talent, no matter where they may be born. These individuals are the best and the brightest, having graduated from U.S. universities with doctorate degrees and are already present and working in America. These professionals add to our prosperity, by making enormous contributions to our economy. The last thing we want to do is force them to leave the country. ”

    “We must continue to be committed to ensuring U.S. employers have the talent necessary to compete worldwide. Without the ability to retain them, we risk losing these hard-working, valued workers, who we have spent an enormous amount of funds training and educating to our national competitors abroad.”




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  • drirshad
    11-16 09:24 PM
    Guys whoever planning to use EAD going forward get ready for $700- per head out of pocket every year. That is the cost of renewal for EAD & AP without attorney involvement. Add additional family members and you can understand why was July bulletin made current.

    Lots of revenue at our expense .......



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  • nidar
    03-05 10:44 AM
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    What is the probable Approval date for this application?


    My details:
    EB2-labor 09/2006.
    I-140 SRC078XXXXXXX(Texas)
    Reciept: 02/27/2007
    Notice: 07/31/2007
    Priority:09/01/2006
    section: Member of professional w/adv degree or of exceptional ability . Sec203(b)(2)

    I-485:# SRC08-008-53-XXX(Texas:2008:eight day from 09/01/2008)
    Recieved:08/14/2007
    Notice :09/11/2007
    Section: Adjustment as direct beneficiary of imigrant petition.

    Finger Printing:12/20/2007




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  • Munna Bhai
    04-27 12:11 PM
    Hi,


    I am in a unique situation as far as capture of earlier PD is concerned.

    My company had filed an LC for me in EB3 with PD of Oct '03.

    I get fed up waiting for that and got another LC filed with PD Nov 05 in EB2.

    I have got my I140 approved for the same and also 3yr ext. based on that as well.

    My EB3 LC is approved as well now.

    My question to somehow capture the PD of my EB3 LC.

    Is it possible ? Is anyone in the same boat ?

    Regards.


    09/12/2006 Michael Aytes Memo, section 22.2(d)(3) page 28:

    http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrele...22_091206R.pdf


    (3) Priority Date Based on Earlier Petition.
    If an alien is the beneficiary of two (or more) approved employment-based immigrant visa petitions, the priority of the earlier petition may be applied to all subsequently-filed employment-based petitions. For example:
    Company A files a labor certification request on behalf of an alien ("Joe") as a janitor on January 10, 2003. The DOL issues the certification on March 20, 2003. Company A later files, and USCIS approves, a relating I-140 visa petition under the EB-3 category. On July 15, 2003, Joe files a second I-140 visa petition in his own behalf as a rocket scientist under the EB-1 category, which USCIS approves. Joe is entitled to use the January 10, 2003, priority date to apply for adjustment under either the EB-1 or the EB-3 classification.




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  • fromnaija
    03-24 12:49 PM
    Thank you Mark how you rebuffed that stereotypical response on "being grateful to being here in this wonderful economy and enjoying such nice living conditions".

    I really enjoyed the interview.




    h1bemployee
    02-25 06:25 PM
    You need to provide more details on bold words from your post. If you really need pointers from IV members.

    when my employer replied to the RFE, they came with more questions and doubts...and USCIS asked submit their tax documents

    what I understood ..my employer don't want to appeal against it ..because USCIS may come back with more doubts abt the consultancy itself...




    arjun007
    02-07 10:17 PM
    No .. I did not submit my i-94 while leaving for Canada...



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